It’s not a crush
Here’s the thing about John Mayer. I don’t like him for the way he looks. I don’t even think he’s particularly sexy. I don’t want him to explore my wonderland, and I don’t spend concerts drooling.
He is just fucking cool. Look at this - can you deny it?

The guy’s got smarts, too. And we’re not even touching on musical ability here. See a show live and then we can talk.